Organized Chaos

Women don’t have to:

be thin

have a vagina

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

be white

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS

happy mother’s day!

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johnlockedenfrancais:

princeofdoki:

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?

using this in french class tomorrow

I will always reblog colorful french language

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250 Films Meme | 104 | Mary Poppins (1964)

↳ Favourite 21/50

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disneybound:

Buy this cute tee here!

“
The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence, facilitated by Katz. There, he posed a question to all of the men in the room: “Men, what things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?”

Not one man, including myself, could quickly answer the question. Finally, one man raised his hand and said, “Nothing.” Then Katz asked the women, “What things do you do to protect yourself from being raped or sexually assaulted?” Nearly all of the women in the room raised their hand. One by one, each woman testified:

“I don’t make eye contact with men when I walk down the street,” said one.
“I don’t put my drink down at parties,” said another.
“I use the buddy system when I go to parties.”
“I cross the street when I see a group of guys walking in my direction.”
“I use my keys as a potential weapon.”

The women went on for several minutes, until their side of the blackboard was completely filled with responses. The men’s side of the blackboard was blank. I was stunned. I had never heard a group of women say these things before. I thought about all of the women in my life — including my mother, sister and girlfriend — and realized that I had a lot to learn about gender.
”

Why I Am A Male Feminist (via newwavefeminism)

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I kinda want to print a list of “preventative” measures and show it to the next person who wonders why women are so distrustful of men and why we don’t go out of our way to be friendly to men who trip our alarms.

Because if you’re a stranger, and it’s dark outside, I don’t fucking trust you.

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if-life-gives-you-glitter:

thatmissourigirl:

There are very few things I will reblog more than once. This is one of them.

Finally! I mean its just so stupid! I hear girls say “Eww I’m not a feminist.” And I’m just like wait, you mean you don’t believe you should have equal rights as guys? Seriously, this society.

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